Changelog: The 'Trust Me, It Works' Edition

🚀 January 2025: The "Big" Update

Remember when we said we'd revolutionize AI? Well, we're still working on that, but here's what we did manage to do:

New Features

• Added dark mode because let's be honest, every developer tool needs one
• Implemented AI-powered suggestions (it's basically if-else statements, but don't tell anyone)
• Made the loading spinner prettier (this took longer than the actual features)

Improvements

• Fixed that bug that kept you up at night
• Made everything 47% faster (we just removed console.logs)
• Updated our dependencies (pray for us)

Coming Soon™

• That feature you requested 6 months ago
• More AI buzzwords
• Actually useful documentation

🐛 Bug Fixes

We fixed so many bugs, they're starting a support group. Here are the highlights:

• Fixed the thing that wasn't working
• Made the other thing work better
• Convinced the third thing that it was supposed to work that way

🎨 UI Updates

Because apparently, people "use" our "interface":

• Rounded some corners (revolutionary, I know)
• Added more gradients like its 2024
• Made buttons actually look clickable (wild concept)

📈 Performance

We made things faster by:

• Removing features
• Adding features back
• Optimizing the features we shouldn't have removed

🙏 Thank You

To our users (yes, both of you), thank you for sticking with us. Your feedback, bug reports, and confused support tickets make this all worthwhile.

Stay tuned for more updates! Or don't, we're not your boss.

P.S. If you're from a Fortune 500 company reading this, please reach out. We have an important matter to discuss...